Friday, February 16, 2007

Men Are Hard To Please


Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED0;
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!& sooo hard to please!!!!!
If they read this ,they will swear that it's not true.
but if they didn't, they say..............

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Just 1 question
y do always girl tryin' to satisfy Men? why they do not!!
I believe u've just die to satisfy a man who really tryin' to do the same If u do not found , live as life just GIRLS NO MEN as then they do not deserve
It's my opinion..But it's not romantic at all as i am not;)

Unknown said...

Why girls always tryin to do like Men ?!!, Why they dont wanna live as world is ?!!, Why they think that they can do what Men can do ?!!, Why we always found girls in Men places ?!!, Or doin them things!!!! If girls lived wz the normal rule of the world every thing gonna be ok.
To Every Girl; Try to live normally, u wont find any problem wz Men or wz urselves. thats it:D
(Hint: E7'tlaf el ra2y la yofsed lel wedd qadeyya :D )
Amr Ahmed

Anonymous said...

hahaha Girls are soo normal if they spend all thier lifetime tryin' to satisfy Men :):) Ya ragel
u said live normally & that exactlly what i said just to love who love and care and neglect others It's soo simple isn't it!!!

i belive people are sooo stubid when they tryin' to satisfy others who do not care as they are PROUD ,, of course not all but lemmy say some
& there is no relation between tryin' to satisfy you and mimicing u -I refuse both-
may b some girls tried just to prove that girls are like men and 've the ability to do what Men do but of course this idea is refusable in islam
Girls thing men other but oriental society understood -and it's wrong-that this means that Men better, soo girls just wanted to say no we are = equal by doing what they do and being in thier places
suure girls little wrong but not alone

da hwar ba2a w el tafany f erda2ko hwar tany , 3'rorko wesel daragat laaaa tohtamat soo bas hanfarmelko
To Every Man:):) Act well we will Re-act well otherwise We will never do BUT do not dream that we gonna die to please you Ensooo , try to give 1 over million of what u take

Still E7'tlaf el ra2y la yofsed lel wedd qadeyya :D:D:D

Unknown said...

Nice Comment Engy, but i wanna tell u, it is not "3'oroor" , it is " seka bel nafs", ya3ni lama rabna sob7ano wa ta3ala ye2ol " al regal kawamoon 3al nesa2" azon dah akbr daliil 3ala sektna be nafsena, we 3ala fekra , 7awaa2 et7'l2et men 2adam,, mesh el 3aks,, take care men el no2ta de ... ;) Peace
Amr Ahmed

Hassan Ragab said...

@ engy
girl is always trying to satisfy men because it is the nature of girls :)

Hassan Ragab said...

i think that girl :

must keep QUIET, because it's better for her.

must not show that she is samrter than man, because of the man nature :)

must love the man, because there is no other option :)

must tell man her PROBLEM, because she is TROUBLESOME :)

finally, she must not TREAT man nicely, because -unfortunately- he think that she is in love with him.

note:

You are right in the other opinions :)